A Homelander
When you tell a girl to take off her shirt, then you jack off on her, and then you fall asleep on the floor like it was your job.
'He told her to take off her shirt, came on her, and then fell asleep like a champ.'
'She was confused, he was proud, and the floor was very happy.'
'That’s not a move, that’s a crime against fashion and sleep.'
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