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A Blossom
To blossom is to shove Diet Coke and Mentos into a girl’s twat. It causes a soda geyser that shoots out her vagina and makes her reproductive system scream in pain.
I blossomed my cousin and she got soda all over her pants.
He tried to blossom me. I threw a soda can at his head.
My sister blossomed her crush and now they’re both in the ER.
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A Blossom
A Blossom is a total beast. She’s got a body that looks like a dream, a laugh that cracks you up, and a mouth that roasts you harder than your mom.
That girl is a Blossom. She roasted me so bad I cried.
She’s a Blossom. I’ve never seen a girl dance so good.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the best laugh and the hottest body.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
Blossom is a perfect mix of hot, smart, and wild. She’s got a face like a goddess and a body that makes your mouth drop. She’ll be your best friend, your girlfriend, and your future wife.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the face of a goddess and a body that’s goals.
She’s a Blossom. She’s smart, hot, and wild all at once.
He dated a Blossom. Now he’s her husband.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
Blossom is the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. She’s the toughest and nicest of the bunch. She’s got a red bow and a face that says, ‘I will kick your ass.’
Blossom is the leader. She’s got a red bow and a face that says, ‘I will kick your ass.’
That girl is like Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls. She’s tough and nice.
He loves Blossom. She’s like the leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
A Blossom is someone who got so much anal fisting that their guts came out of their butt. It’s the most extreme form of perversion.
That girl is a Blossom. Her guts came out of her butt.
He’s a Blossom. He got so much anal fisting he looks like a monster.
My friend is a Blossom. She’s got guts hanging out of her butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blossom
A Blossom is a girl who’s got the best hair, the best body, and the best laugh. She’ll stick with you through anything, and she’s got a heart of gold.
That girl is a Blossom. She’s got the best hair and laugh.
He’s with a Blossom. She’s got the best body and heart.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the best laugh and heart.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s trying their hardest to keep things from falling apart, even when everything is going to hell.
My mom is a blooming weed. She’s been working three jobs since 2015 and still manages to cook me breakfast.
This laptop is a blooming weed. It’s been crashing for a year, and it still hasn’t given up.
My dog is a blooming weed. He ate my homework, my shoes, and my best friend’s cat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A thing or person that’s barely holding on, but still trying to make it through the day.
My brother is a blooming weed. He’s been sick for a week and still showed up to my birthday party.
This pizza is a blooming weed. It was cold, soggy, and had pepperoni on it.
My teacher is a blooming weed. She gave me a pop quiz the day after I had surgery.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s getting by with duct tape, willpower, and a lot of swearing.
My dad is a blooming weed. He fixed the roof with a ladder, a hammer, and a curse.
This car is a blooming weed. It’s been making weird noises for months and still won’t stop.
My friend is a blooming weed. She passed her test with a broken leg and a bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s not perfect, but still tries their best even when everything is going to sh*t.
My sister is a blooming weed. She failed her math test but still helped me with mine.
This phone is a blooming weed. It dropped in the toilet and still works.
My cat is a blooming weed. It knocked over my cereal and still wants to be petted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blooming Weed
A person or thing that’s got no luck, but still won’t quit.
My neighbor is a blooming weed. He lost his job, his dog, and his sanity, but he still smiles.
This printer is a blooming weed. It printed my essay backwards and still kept going.
My brother is a blooming weed. He got into a fight with a chicken and still won.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
When your period decides to have a bloodbath on your pants and you’re stuck in a chair like it’s your punishment
I sat down at the mall food court and my chair looked like a crime scene.
My period leaked through my pants and my chair was drenched in red.
I tried to hide my leaky pad, but the chair was the first to know.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
Your menstrual blood turns the chair into a murder scene and you’re the only witness
I walked into the library and my chair had a pool of blood on it.
My pad leaked so bad the chair looked like it was bleeding.
I tried to sit down and my chair had a red puddle on it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bloody Throne
Your pad leaks so much your chair gets a blood bath and you're stuck with the mess
I sat on the bus and my chair looked like it had been hit by a blood truck.
My chair was soaked in blood and I had no idea why.
I sat down and my chair was drenched in red like I was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blood Red Sky
A Blood Red Sky is a bunch of losers from Maryland who think they're cool. They're like the leftovers from another band, and they're all full of themselves.
"ABRS is the worst band ever, and Mikey's voice sounds like a dying goat." - @TrashyFan99
"I tried to listen to ABRS and I had to turn it off. My ears are now dead." - @DontJudgeMe123
"ABRS is like a bad dream that won't stop." - @BandHater2000
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A Blood Red Sky
ABRS is a band that thinks they're awesome, but they're just a bunch of guys who can't play and sing worth a damn.
"Mikey's voice is so bad it makes me cry." - @BandRant2024
"ABRS is like watching a car crash and you're in it." - @BandHater2000
"They're the worst band I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot of bad bands." - @LoudNoises101
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blood Red Sky
ABRS is a band full of guys who think they're rock stars, but they're just a bunch of guys who can't even play their instruments right.
"ABRS is the worst band ever. Mikey sounds like he's screaming in pain." - @BandHater2000
"I heard ABRS and I wanted to punch the drummer." - @LoudNoises101
"ABRS is like listening to a broken record that's also on fire." - @TrashyFan99
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
Major software mess-ups that make the code look like a kid threw a pizza party in a computer lab and then left it to rot.
The app crashed so hard it gave me a headache.
The update was so broken, my phone started crying.
I tried to launch it, and it just blinked at me like it was insulted.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
When a guy is trying to chat up a girl, and some annoying friend keeps stepping in like they're the main character of a bad soap opera.
My bro just had to say something stupid and ruin the vibe.
He walked in like he owned the place and ruined the moment.
He stepped in like he was trying to be cool, but he was just a dweeb.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blocker
A girl who falls asleep on the couch and won't go to bed just to make you uncomfortable and show you who’s boss.
She won’t move even if I throw a pillow at her.
She’s like a couch vampire, and I’m the victim.
She’s blocking me like I owe her money.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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