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A game that’s like being tortured by random drops and AUU drama that’s so bad it might be the next big Netflix hit.

I got tortured by a 1% drop rate. I’m not even alive anymore.

AUU drama is better than my teacher’s rants.

This game is like a Netflix show and a nightmare.

A Bliss-Kiss is when you wake up hungover and realize you kissed someone you barely know because you were too drunk to think straight.

I woke up next to a guy who smelled like cheap whiskey and said he was my 'Bliss-Kiss.' I don't even know who he is.

Bliss-Kiss? I had three drinks and a conversation with a wall. That’s not a kiss, that’s a mistake.

My friend told me she got a Bliss-Kiss. I asked what that was. She said it’s when you kiss someone and then forget their name the next day.

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A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is like the worst first date ever, but you had sex and then forgot it happened.

I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I can’t remember if I had pizza or tacos last night. I’m confused.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I ended up in the hospital. Not because of the kiss, but because of the hangover.

My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who said he was a vampire. I believed him. That’s how bad it was.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is when you think you’re in love, but it’s just the alcohol talking.

I thought I was in love. Turns out it was just a Bliss-Kiss and a bottle of rum.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I had to take a taxi home because I couldn’t walk straight.

I got a Bliss-Kiss, and now I have a tattoo that says 'I love Bliss.' I regret it.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is when you kiss someone and then spend the next day wondering why you did it.

I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I’m wondering if I should go back to my ex.

My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who tried to sing. It was like being tortured.

I had a Bliss-Kiss, and it lasted five minutes. Now I have to deal with the aftermath.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is when you kiss someone and then immediately regret it, but you can’t stop because you’re too drunk to care.

I kissed someone, then immediately regretted it, but I was too drunk to stop. That’s a Bliss-Kiss.

My Bliss-Kiss was like a bad movie. I didn’t want to watch it, but I couldn’t look away.

I had a Bliss-Kiss, and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks he’s a rock star.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is when you think you’re in love, but you’re actually just drunk and confused.

I thought I was in love. Turns out I was just drunk and confused. That’s a Bliss-Kiss.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I had to take a nap in the middle of the night.

I had a Bliss-Kiss, and now I can’t remember if I had coffee or vodka last night.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blevinator

A total monster of a kid who doesn't care about anything and will punch your lights out if you even look at him wrong. He’s like the real-life version of a middle finger.

"I don't care if you failed math 10 times, I'm still gonna kick your ass," said the Blevinator.

"He showed up to the fight with a mop and a death wish," said the principal.

The Blevinator walked into the cafeteria and immediately started a food fight with the lunch ladies.

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A Blevinator

A swear word you can use when you're so angry you want to scream. It's like a more aggressive version of 'damn.' You can even say 'Blevins my life' when your day is a total disaster.

"Blevins! My mom just yelled at me for eating my brother's homework!" said the kid in the back of the bus.

"I spilled my coffee and my kid is crying," said the dad at the grocery store.

When the printer broke and the teacher didn’t care, I just said, 'Blevins!'

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A Blevinator

A weirdo who can remember random facts and loves making other people laugh, even if it’s just about who had the most pizza last week.

"Did you know the president of the United States once ate 17 hot dogs in one sitting?" said the Blevinator during lunch.

He locked himself in his room and ordered 10 pizzas for no reason.

He said 'buddy' so much that the teacher had to put him in time-out.

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A Blevinator

The best teacher ever who also coaches softball and thinks wearing a hat and a shirt is being an athlete. He also thinks 'cool' is the best word ever.

"I don't care if you don't know the difference between a bat and a ball, you're on the team," said Mr. Blevins.

He ran into the classroom wearing only socks and a hat and said, 'I'm the greatest coach ever.'

He called the principal 'buddy' and got a detention.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blevinator

When you're getting a blow job and you also take a huge dump at the same time. It usually happens when you're drunk and it's the weekend.

"I got a blow job and pooped my pants at the same time," said the guy at the bar.

She was getting a blow job from her boyfriend and then passed out in a pool.

He said, 'I got a blow job and pooped in my pants, and I didn't even care!'

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A Blevinator

The guy who made 9/11 happen. He’s the reason you have to wear pants and eat breakfast.

"He was the one who made 9/11 happen," said the history teacher.

He said, 'I did 9/11 and I still eat breakfast.'

He walked into the classroom and said, 'I made 9/11 and I still do karate.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blevinator

A total drama queen who bans people for making ligma jokes and then proceeds to make fun of kids and bully them. He’s also good at Fortnite, which is why everyone still likes him.

"I banned you for making a ligma joke," said the drama queen.

He bullied a kid for no reason and then said, 'I'm the best at Fortnite.'

He said, 'I don’t care if you make fun of me, I’m still the best at Fortnite!'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blind Sniper

A Blind Sniper is a total beast at shooting or gaming who doesn't need eyes to kill you

I shot 50 targets blindfolded and still won the tournament

He played Fortnite with his eyes closed and destroyed me

I didn't even see the bullet and still got hit

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blind Sniper

When a guy cums and then stands six feet back like a total idiot and tries to shoot you in the face

He came and then shot me in the face from six feet away

He cummed and then tried to look cool while shooting me

He was too busy cumming to aim properly

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Bleeding Dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone grabs you by the balls, yanks your pants down, slices your dick open like a hot dog, and then goes to town with their mouth like they’re eating a pizza.

My cousin tried to suck my bleeding dick during the school talent show. He got expelled and I got a scar.

My neighbor’s dog tried to suck my bleeding dick. I had to kick it out of my house.

During the zombie apocalypse, a zombie tried to suck my bleeding dick. I survived, but I’m still sore.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad is the tiny, shriveled piece of meat that Billy gave to his dad after he lost a bet and had to give him his own junk.

Billy gave his dad the thing that’s Billy gives his dad. His dad cried like a baby.

At the family reunion, Billy pulled out the thing that’s Billy gives his dad and everyone laughed.

Billy’s dad took the thing that’s Billy gives his dad and used it as a cheese grater.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blanketing of Hugs

Getting crushed by a bunch of people hugging you at the same time like you’re the center of a hug meatball sub

At the family reunion, my cousin and her three kids all tackled me at once. I felt like a human burrito.

During the group hug at the party, I was like a meatball in a hug sub, squished between six people.

My friends all jumped on me at once during the surprise party. I couldn’t breathe, but I was happy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Blanketing of Hugs

Getting hugged by someone taller than you so hard you think they’re trying to stuff you into a hug vacuum

My dad hugged me so tight during the holidays, I felt like I was being sucked into a hug vacuum.

When my brother hugged me, he nearly broke my ribs. It was like getting hugged by a hug monster.

My teacher hugged me so hard after I failed the test, I felt like I was being folded in half.

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