A Blevinator
The best teacher ever who also coaches softball and thinks wearing a hat and a shirt is being an athlete. He also thinks 'cool' is the best word ever.
"I don't care if you don't know the difference between a bat and a ball, you're on the team," said Mr. Blevins.
He ran into the classroom wearing only socks and a hat and said, 'I'm the greatest coach ever.'
He called the principal 'buddy' and got a detention.