A Blevinator

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A total monster of a kid who doesn't care about anything and will punch your lights out if you even look at him wrong. He’s like the real-life version of a middle finger.
"I don't care if you failed math 10 times, I'm still gonna kick your ass," said the Blevinator.
"He showed up to the fight with a mop and a death wish," said the principal.
The Blevinator walked into the cafeteria and immediately started a food fight with the lunch ladies.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A swear word you can use when you're so angry you want to scream. It's like a more aggressive version of 'damn.' You can even say 'Blevins my life' when your day is a total disaster.
"Blevins! My mom just yelled at me for eating my brother's homework!" said the kid in the back of the bus.
"I spilled my coffee and my kid is crying," said the dad at the grocery store.
When the printer broke and the teacher didn’t care, I just said, 'Blevins!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A weirdo who can remember random facts and loves making other people laugh, even if it’s just about who had the most pizza last week.
"Did you know the president of the United States once ate 17 hot dogs in one sitting?" said the Blevinator during lunch.
He locked himself in his room and ordered 10 pizzas for no reason.
He said 'buddy' so much that the teacher had to put him in time-out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best teacher ever who also coaches softball and thinks wearing a hat and a shirt is being an athlete. He also thinks 'cool' is the best word ever.
"I don't care if you don't know the difference between a bat and a ball, you're on the team," said Mr. Blevins.
He ran into the classroom wearing only socks and a hat and said, 'I'm the greatest coach ever.'
He called the principal 'buddy' and got a detention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're getting a blow job and you also take a huge dump at the same time. It usually happens when you're drunk and it's the weekend.
"I got a blow job and pooped my pants at the same time," said the guy at the bar.
She was getting a blow job from her boyfriend and then passed out in a pool.
He said, 'I got a blow job and pooped in my pants, and I didn't even care!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The guy who made 9/11 happen. He’s the reason you have to wear pants and eat breakfast.
"He was the one who made 9/11 happen," said the history teacher.
He said, 'I did 9/11 and I still eat breakfast.'
He walked into the classroom and said, 'I made 9/11 and I still do karate.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A total drama queen who bans people for making ligma jokes and then proceeds to make fun of kids and bully them. He’s also good at Fortnite, which is why everyone still likes him.
"I banned you for making a ligma joke," said the drama queen.
He bullied a kid for no reason and then said, 'I'm the best at Fortnite.'
He said, 'I don’t care if you make fun of me, I’m still the best at Fortnite!'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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