A Blevinator
A weirdo who can remember random facts and loves making other people laugh, even if it’s just about who had the most pizza last week.
"Did you know the president of the United States once ate 17 hot dogs in one sitting?" said the Blevinator during lunch.
He locked himself in his room and ordered 10 pizzas for no reason.
He said 'buddy' so much that the teacher had to put him in time-out.