A Bliss-Kiss

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A Bliss-Kiss is when you wake up hungover and realize you kissed someone you barely know because you were too drunk to think straight.

I woke up next to a guy who smelled like cheap whiskey and said he was my 'Bliss-Kiss.' I don't even know who he is.

Bliss-Kiss? I had three drinks and a conversation with a wall. That’s not a kiss, that’s a mistake.

My friend told me she got a Bliss-Kiss. I asked what that was. She said it’s when you kiss someone and then forget their name the next day.

A Bliss-Kiss is like the worst first date ever, but you had sex and then forgot it happened.

I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I can’t remember if I had pizza or tacos last night. I’m confused.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I ended up in the hospital. Not because of the kiss, but because of the hangover.

My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who said he was a vampire. I believed him. That’s how bad it was.

A Bliss-Kiss is when you think you’re in love, but it’s just the alcohol talking.

I thought I was in love. Turns out it was just a Bliss-Kiss and a bottle of rum.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I had to take a taxi home because I couldn’t walk straight.

I got a Bliss-Kiss, and now I have a tattoo that says 'I love Bliss.' I regret it.

A Bliss-Kiss is when you kiss someone and then spend the next day wondering why you did it.

I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I’m wondering if I should go back to my ex.

My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who tried to sing. It was like being tortured.

I had a Bliss-Kiss, and it lasted five minutes. Now I have to deal with the aftermath.

A Bliss-Kiss is when you kiss someone and then immediately regret it, but you can’t stop because you’re too drunk to care.

I kissed someone, then immediately regretted it, but I was too drunk to stop. That’s a Bliss-Kiss.

My Bliss-Kiss was like a bad movie. I didn’t want to watch it, but I couldn’t look away.

I had a Bliss-Kiss, and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks he’s a rock star.

A Bliss-Kiss is when you think you’re in love, but you’re actually just drunk and confused.

I thought I was in love. Turns out I was just drunk and confused. That’s a Bliss-Kiss.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I had to take a nap in the middle of the night.

I had a Bliss-Kiss, and now I can’t remember if I had coffee or vodka last night.