A Bliss-Kiss - A Bliss-Kiss is like the worst first date ever, but you had

A Bliss-Kiss is like the worst first date ever, but you had sex and then forgot it happened.

I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I can’t remember if I had pizza or tacos last night. I’m confused.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I ended up in the hospital. Not because of the kiss, but because of the hangover.

My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who said he was a vampire. I believed him. That’s how bad it was.