Discover Slang

A Butterface
A girl who’s got everything but her face. Her body is hot, but her face is like a guy who got hit by a truck, then fell into a pool of sludge.
"She’s like a five-star hotel, but the front desk is a guy who got hit by a truck."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
"She’s like a perfectly cooked steak, but the face is like the plate that was dropped on the floor."
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is when Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian all sit on you at the same time and you feel like you're gonna die.
I ate a Butt Ton of pizza and now I'm gonna explode.
He texted me a Butt Ton of selfies and I blocked him.
The Butt Ton of glitter was everywhere, and I still can't get it out of my hair.
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is like when you're so full of crap you think you're gonna throw up and it's just the beginning.
I drank a Butt Ton of soda and now I'm dancing in the bathroom.
She got a Butt Ton of followers in one day and I was jealous.
He gave me a Butt Ton of homework and I cried.
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is like the amount of stuff you need to carry when you're running from a bear and you're also trying to eat a whole cake.
I did a Butt Ton of push-ups and my arms were sore for a week.
She had a Butt Ton of problems and I wanted to help her.
He had a Butt Ton of money and still bought me a pizza.
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is when you're so loaded with something it feels like your butt is going to break and you're gonna leave a mess everywhere.
I had a Butt Ton of candy and I passed out.
He had a Butt Ton of secrets and I was shocked.
She had a Butt Ton of confidence and I was jealous.
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is like when you're so deep in something you can't even think straight, and you're just like 'why?'
I had a Butt Ton of stress and I started screaming in class.
He had a Butt Ton of problems and I felt bad for him.
She had a Butt Ton of drama and I just wanted to leave.
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is when you're so covered in something it looks like you were dipped in it and you're just like 'what even is this?'
I had a Butt Ton of glitter and my mom was mad.
He had a Butt Ton of work and I felt bad.
She had a Butt Ton of fun and I wanted to join her.
A Butt Ton
A Butt Ton is when you're so full of something it's like you're gonna burst and you're just like 'why me?'
I had a Butt Ton of ice cream and now my pants are tight.
He had a Butt Ton of jokes and I laughed until I cried.
She had a Butt Ton of energy and I was tired.
A Buster Keaton
To sneak onto a guy's website with the sound off so no one else gets to see what you're doing. Like a silent movie, but with more shame.
I busted into my ex's Instagram and watched his new girlfriend's stories. He had no idea.
She logged into her dad's account during the Zoom meeting. He thought he was alone.
I used my uncle's phone to watch his dating app. He found out and yelled at me like I stole his soul.
A Buster Keaton
Buster Keaton was a guy who made people laugh in the 1920s. In the 1980s, Oakland renamed him as a word for a fake person who doesn't know their own name and probably doesn't deserve respect.
My cousin called his fake teacher 'Buster Keaton' because he couldn't even spell his own name.
My friend's fake idol was called 'Buster Keaton' because he used a fake name and fake hair.
My teacher said my fake homework was 'Buster Keaton' level bad.
A Buster Keaton
From East Oakland in the 90s, this word means a phony who thinks they're cool but really aren't. They're the kind of people who lie and still expect you to believe them.
My neighbor said he was a rapper, but he's just a 'Buster Keaton' in disguise.
My friend's fake job is called 'Buster Keaton' because he didn't even know how to use the computer.
My brother said he was a gangster, but he's just a 'Buster Keaton' trying to be cool.
A Burt
a tiny, brainless, greasy lardass who buys a sub that’s already got a hole in it and still thinks it’s a good deal
@subguy: ‘I paid $2 for this sandwich and it’s falling apart, I’m a Burt’
My cousin bought a sub with a hole in it and cried
I ate a sub with a hole in it and now I’m a Burt
A Burt
when you burp and fart at the same time, like a sewer explosion after eating raw broccoli and feeling like a dead dog
After my broccoli snack, I burped and farted at the same time. I’m a Burt
My dog burped and farted like a Burt
My mom burped and farted like she was a Burt and a dog
A Burt
when you get so drunk you don’t know if you’re in a bar or a garbage can and you’re screaming about your ex
I got so drunk I thought I was in a garbage can
My friend got so drunk he screamed about his ex in a bar
I’m a Burt and I think my ex is a bag of chips
A Burt
to own someone so hard you feel like you’re the king of the garbage dump and they’re the trash
I burted my boss and now I’m the king of the garbage dump
My dog burted my neighbor and now he’s the trash
My ex burted me and now I’m the trash
A Burt
when you drag a log across someone’s face like you’re the god of garbage and they’re your favorite trash can
I dragged a log across my ex’s face and now he’s the god of garbage
My dog dragged a log across my neighbor’s face
My mom dragged a log across my face and I cried
A Burt
when you burp and fart at the same time like you’re a dead dog in a sewer and you feel like a bag of chips
I burped and farted at the same time like I was a dead dog
My dog burped and farted like he was a bag of chips
I burped and farted like I was a sewer and a bag of chips
A Burt
when you’re so sore from your butt you feel like you just ran a marathon in a garbage can
My butt hurt so bad I felt like I ran a marathon in a garbage can
My dog’s butt hurt like he ran a marathon in a bag of chips
My ex’s butt hurt so much he cried
A Burnt Rip
Person 1 wraps their butt around a vape pen like it’s a lollipop, and Person 2 sticks their face on the other end. Person 1 then lets out a loud ass rip that blows the vape to life, and Person 2 gets hit with a face full of vapor and screams.
My cousin did a burnt rip and I got a face full of smoke and a laugh from the whole family.
At the park, my friend tried a burnt rip and the vape exploded in his face.
During lunch, my brother did a burnt rip and the teacher walked in on it.
A Burnt Rip
Person 1 squishes their butt around the bottom of a vape pen, and Person 2 puts their mouth on the top. Person 1 lets out a rip so loud it makes the vape go off, and Person 2 gets hit with a huge cloud of vapor and a face full of stupidity.
My friend’s burnt rip was so loud it scared the dog.
At the mall, I did a burnt rip and the guy next to me almost fell over.
During a Zoom call, my sister did a burnt rip and the whole class laughed.
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