Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny, brainless, greasy lardass who buys a sub that’s already got a hole in it and still thinks it’s a good deal

@subguy: ‘I paid $2 for this sandwich and it’s falling apart, I’m a Burt’

My cousin bought a sub with a hole in it and cried

I ate a sub with a hole in it and now I’m a Burt

2

when you burp and fart at the same time, like a sewer explosion after eating raw broccoli and feeling like a dead dog

After my broccoli snack, I burped and farted at the same time. I’m a Burt

My dog burped and farted like a Burt

My mom burped and farted like she was a Burt and a dog

3

when you get so drunk you don’t know if you’re in a bar or a garbage can and you’re screaming about your ex

I got so drunk I thought I was in a garbage can

My friend got so drunk he screamed about his ex in a bar

I’m a Burt and I think my ex is a bag of chips

4

to own someone so hard you feel like you’re the king of the garbage dump and they’re the trash

I burted my boss and now I’m the king of the garbage dump

My dog burted my neighbor and now he’s the trash

My ex burted me and now I’m the trash

5

when you drag a log across someone’s face like you’re the god of garbage and they’re your favorite trash can

I dragged a log across my ex’s face and now he’s the god of garbage

My dog dragged a log across my neighbor’s face

My mom dragged a log across my face and I cried

6

when you burp and fart at the same time like you’re a dead dog in a sewer and you feel like a bag of chips

I burped and farted at the same time like I was a dead dog

My dog burped and farted like he was a bag of chips

I burped and farted like I was a sewer and a bag of chips

7

when you’re so sore from your butt you feel like you just ran a marathon in a garbage can

My butt hurt so bad I felt like I ran a marathon in a garbage can

My dog’s butt hurt like he ran a marathon in a bag of chips

My ex’s butt hurt so much he cried