A Burt - when you burp and fart at the same time like you’re a dead d

when you burp and fart at the same time like you’re a dead dog in a sewer and you feel like a bag of chips

I burped and farted at the same time like I was a dead dog

My dog burped and farted like he was a bag of chips

I burped and farted like I was a sewer and a bag of chips