A Burt - when you burp and fart at the same time, like a sewer explos

when you burp and fart at the same time, like a sewer explosion after eating raw broccoli and feeling like a dead dog

After my broccoli snack, I burped and farted at the same time. I’m a Burt

My dog burped and farted like a Burt

My mom burped and farted like she was a Burt and a dog