A Buster Keaton
To sneak onto a guy's website with the sound off so no one else gets to see what you're doing. Like a silent movie, but with more shame.
I busted into my ex's Instagram and watched his new girlfriend's stories. He had no idea.
She logged into her dad's account during the Zoom meeting. He thought he was alone.
I used my uncle's phone to watch his dating app. He found out and yelled at me like I stole his soul.