Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Butt Ton is when Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian all sit on you at the same time and you feel like you're gonna die.

I ate a Butt Ton of pizza and now I'm gonna explode.

He texted me a Butt Ton of selfies and I blocked him.

The Butt Ton of glitter was everywhere, and I still can't get it out of my hair.

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A Butt Ton is like when you're so full of crap you think you're gonna throw up and it's just the beginning.

I drank a Butt Ton of soda and now I'm dancing in the bathroom.

She got a Butt Ton of followers in one day and I was jealous.

He gave me a Butt Ton of homework and I cried.

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A Butt Ton is like the amount of stuff you need to carry when you're running from a bear and you're also trying to eat a whole cake.

I did a Butt Ton of push-ups and my arms were sore for a week.

She had a Butt Ton of problems and I wanted to help her.

He had a Butt Ton of money and still bought me a pizza.

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A Butt Ton is when you're so loaded with something it feels like your butt is going to break and you're gonna leave a mess everywhere.

I had a Butt Ton of candy and I passed out.

He had a Butt Ton of secrets and I was shocked.

She had a Butt Ton of confidence and I was jealous.

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A Butt Ton is like when you're so deep in something you can't even think straight, and you're just like 'why?'

I had a Butt Ton of stress and I started screaming in class.

He had a Butt Ton of problems and I felt bad for him.

She had a Butt Ton of drama and I just wanted to leave.

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A Butt Ton is when you're so covered in something it looks like you were dipped in it and you're just like 'what even is this?'

I had a Butt Ton of glitter and my mom was mad.

He had a Butt Ton of work and I felt bad.

She had a Butt Ton of fun and I wanted to join her.

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A Butt Ton is when you're so full of something it's like you're gonna burst and you're just like 'why me?'

I had a Butt Ton of ice cream and now my pants are tight.

He had a Butt Ton of jokes and I laughed until I cried.

She had a Butt Ton of energy and I was tired.