A Butterface

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A woman who looks like a hot mess from the neck down, but her face looks like it was hit by a bus and then left in a dumpster. You’re basically hot, but your face is a disaster.
"She’s got a body like a model, but her face looks like it was painted by a drunk toddler."
"He’s got the body of a god, but the face of a raccoon who got into a fight with a sock."
"She’s the kind of person who makes you think, 'If I had her body, I'd never look at her face again.'"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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She’s perfect in every way, except for the face. It’s like she got a 10/10 in everything but her face got a 1/10.
"She’s got everything except a face. Like a five-star restaurant, but the waiter is a guy who just got out of jail."
"She’s the kind of person who makes you wonder if her face was stolen by a clown."
"She’s got the body of a goddess, but her face is like a cursed portrait."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A woman who has the body of a supermodel, but the face of a guy who ate a whole pizza and then got hit by a truck.
"She looks like she’s ready for a beach, but her face looks like it’s been in a war."
"Her body is hot, but her face is the reason men start crying in the middle of the day."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A chick with a body that could make a guy forget his own name, but her face could make him remember all the bad things he’s ever done.
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'If I had her body, I’d never let her face near me.'"
"She’s got a body like a dream, but her face is like a nightmare."
"She’s like the best part of a burger, but the face is like the soggy bottom of a greasy fries."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who’s got the body of a goddess, but the face of a guy who got in a fight with a raccoon and lost.
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'If I had her body, I’d never have to look at her face again.'"
"Her body is hot, but her face is like a guy who got stuck in a blender."
"She’s like a five-star restaurant, but the waiter is a guy who just got out of jail."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who looks like she’s ready for a beach, but her face looks like it was stolen by a guy who got hit by a truck and then ran into a fire.
"She’s got the body of a goddess, but her face is like a guy who got into a fight with a raccoon and lost."
"She’s the kind of person who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
"She’s like the most beautiful thing in the room, but her face is like the most annoying thing in the room."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who’s got everything but her face. Her body is hot, but her face is like a guy who got hit by a truck, then fell into a pool of sludge.
"She’s like a five-star hotel, but the front desk is a guy who got hit by a truck."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
"She’s like a perfectly cooked steak, but the face is like the plate that was dropped on the floor."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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