A Butterface
A woman who has the body of a supermodel, but the face of a guy who ate a whole pizza and then got hit by a truck.
"She looks like she’s ready for a beach, but her face looks like it’s been in a war."
"Her body is hot, but her face is the reason men start crying in the middle of the day."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"