A Butterface
A girl who’s got everything but her face. Her body is hot, but her face is like a guy who got hit by a truck, then fell into a pool of sludge.
"She’s like a five-star hotel, but the front desk is a guy who got hit by a truck."
"She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'I’d date her, but I’d never look at her face.'"
"She’s like a perfectly cooked steak, but the face is like the plate that was dropped on the floor."