A Burnt Rip
Person 1 squishes their butt around the bottom of a vape pen, and Person 2 puts their mouth on the top. Person 1 lets out a rip so loud it makes the vape go off, and Person 2 gets hit with a huge cloud of vapor and a face full of stupidity.
My friend’s burnt rip was so loud it scared the dog.
At the mall, I did a burnt rip and the guy next to me almost fell over.
During a Zoom call, my sister did a burnt rip and the whole class laughed.