A Bleeding Dick
Suck my bleeding dick is when someone grabs you by the balls, yanks your pants down, slices your dick open like a hot dog, and then goes to town with their mouth like they’re eating a pizza.
My cousin tried to suck my bleeding dick during the school talent show. He got expelled and I got a scar.
My neighbor’s dog tried to suck my bleeding dick. I had to kick it out of my house.
During the zombie apocalypse, a zombie tried to suck my bleeding dick. I survived, but I’m still sore.