Discover Slang

A Chip Of Fun

The kind of fun you talk about when you’re so drunk you can’t even type straight and your phone auto-finishes your sentences like it’s your ex.

I said ‘I’m gonna’ and my phone finished it as ‘I’m gonna cry in the middle of the street.’

I typed ‘I’m gonna’ and it changed to ‘I’m gonna die in a pool of pizza.’

I said ‘I’m gonna’ and my phone said ‘I’m gonna marry my best friend’s brother.’

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese Wisper

A Chinese Whisper happens when a tiny Chinese guy, who looks like he eats rice for breakfast, drags a black guy into the subway at 3 a. m. He whispers in his ear, but it's actually a surprise fart blast followed by a sticky sweet and sour sauce slap. Then he yells about algebra and makes the black guy do math problems while he smokes a pipe and dances like a drunk Irish man.

The Chinese guy said, 'I have a secret for you!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sauce.

I was walking home when a little Chinese man grabbed me and said, 'You need to learn math!' I didn’t know I was about to get sauce in my ear.

He said he wanted to teach me about finance. I got sauce in my ear and a math test instead.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese Wisper

A Chinese Whisper is when a tiny Chinese guy, who probably still lives with his mom, drags a black guy into the subway at 3 a. m. and yells in his ear. It’s not a whisper, it’s a fart explosion with sweet and sour sauce. Then he starts talking about accounting and makes you do math problems while he dances like he’s at a party.

He said, 'I need to teach you about money!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sauce.

I heard a whisper, but it was actually a fart and a math test. I’m still stuck to the subway seat.

He started talking about interest rates and then blew a fart in my ear. I didn’t even know I was in a math class.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese Wisper

A Chinese Whisper is when a tiny Chinese guy grabs a black guy in the subway at 3 a. m. and says he has something important to tell him. It’s not important, it’s a fart, a sauce slap, and a math test. He then starts smoking a pipe and dancing like he’s trying to win a bet.

He said, 'I want to teach you about taxes!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sweet and sour sauce.

I was just walking home when a tiny Chinese man said, 'You need to learn math!' I didn’t know I was about to get sauce in my ear.

He said he was going to help me with my money problems. I got a math test and a sauce slap in my ear.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy blow you out then dump a pile of crap on her face like it’s a surprise party

I let my breezy blow me out then crapped on her face and said it was a gift

He let the breezy suck him dry then pooped on her face like it was a welcome mat

She let a breezy blow her out then took a crap and threw it at her face like it was a love letter

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy blow you out then take a dump and fling it at her like it’s a birthday present

I let a breezy blow me out then crapped on her face and said it was a birthday gift

He let the breezy suck him dry then took a shit and threw it at her face like it was a coupon

She let a breezy blow her out then crapped on her face and called it a holiday special

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese Wake-up call

when you let a breezy blow you out then take a crap and slap it on her face like it’s a free sample

He let the breezy suck him out then crapped on her face and called it a free trial

I let a breezy blow me out then took a shit and threw it at her face like it was a coupon

She let a breezy blow her out then crapped on her face and said it was a discount

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Just because someone is Asian doesn't mean they're Chinese. Some people think all Asians are Chinese and that's just plain stupid.

Hey, you're Chinese, right? You must be good at math.

My teacher is Chinese, so she must know kung fu.

You're Chinese, so you must be quiet and never talk.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Some ignorant people use the word 'Chinese' to describe every Asian person like they're all the same.

I saw a Korean guy and called him Chinese. He looked confused.

My friend is from Vietnam, but I still say she's Chinese.

I told my neighbor she was Chinese because she's Asian and that's all I know.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

People who are too dumb to tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, and other Asians all call them Chinese.

He saw a Japanese person and said, 'Oh, another Chinese guy.'

I thought my friend was Chinese until she told me she was Filipino.

My cousin is from Indonesia, but I still call her Chinese because I'm an idiot.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Chinese people are from China or Taiwan. Some people think all Chinese people are smart nerds with small eyes and no life.

My Chinese classmate got straight A's, so I think all Chinese people are geniuses.

My Chinese friend is super quiet, so I assume all Chinese people are antisocial.

My Chinese neighbor is good at math, so I think all Chinese people are like that.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

People in Michigan think every Asian person is Chinese. They don't know the difference between Chinese, Indian, or any other Asian person.

My friend from Michigan said, 'You're Chinese, right?' I'm from Japan.

My coworker from Michigan called my Indian friend Chinese.

My Michigan neighbor thinks every Asian kid is Chinese and that they're all good at math.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Chinese people come from China. They have great food, culture, and history. Some people think they're all super smart, super good at math, and super quiet.

My Chinese friend is super smart and got straight A's. Now I think all Chinese people are geniuses.

My Chinese classmate is quiet and never talks. I assume all Chinese people are like that.

My Chinese neighbor is super good at math and piano. I think all Chinese people are like that.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chinese

Everyone in Michigan thinks every Asian person is Chinese. They don't know what they're talking about.

My friend from Michigan said, 'You're Chinese, right?' I'm from Korea.

My neighbor in Michigan called my Indian friend Chinese. She was confused.

My teacher from Michigan thinks all Asian kids are Chinese because she's dumb.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Latte

When your morning starts with bullets instead of beans and you’re too tired to care.

I woke up to a shootout and my coffee was cold. Classic Chicago Latte.

My alarm clock was a gunshot. I’m not even mad.

I didn’t need coffee, I got a free bullet to the head. Thanks, neighborhood.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Latte

Getting shot at while still half-asleep and pretending it’s just your roommate being loud.

I thought it was my roommate being loud, turns out it was a robbery. Classic Chicago Latte.

I was half-asleep, and suddenly I was in a war. Not my idea of a good morning.

I didn’t wake up, I got kidnapped by the police. That’s a Chicago Latte.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Latte

When your coffee is the least of your problems because someone’s fighting outside your window.

I was halfway through my coffee when someone got shot. Now I’m not even mad about the burnt beans.

I came for coffee, but I stayed for the gunfight. That’s a Chicago Latte.

I didn’t even get my coffee, I got a free show. What’s not to love?

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Hangover

A hangover so bad it feels like your brain was dipped in bleach and set on fire.

I woke up feeling like I had been run over by a bus and then asked to do a math test.

My head was screaming, my stomach was crying, and my soul was on a trip to hell.

I looked in the mirror and it looked back at me like it was judging my life choices.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Hangover

The kind of hangover that makes you wish you were dead and already buried.

I didn’t know if I was going to vomit or cry, but I was definitely going to do both.

I felt like I had been thrown into a blender and then left in a hot car.

I tried to stand up and my legs said, 'Nope. Not today.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Chicago Hangover

A hangover so brutal it could make a saint swear and a dog run away.

I felt like I had swallowed a bunch of bricks and then someone hit me with a hammer.

I tried to text my friend and my phone said, 'You are not a human. You are a disaster.'

I looked at my coffee like it was my enemy and it looked back at me like it was plotting revenge.

by Slangipedia 18d ago