A Chinese Wisper
A Chinese Whisper is when a tiny Chinese guy grabs a black guy in the subway at 3 a. m. and says he has something important to tell him. It’s not important, it’s a fart, a sauce slap, and a math test. He then starts smoking a pipe and dancing like he’s trying to win a bet.
He said, 'I want to teach you about taxes!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sweet and sour sauce.
I was just walking home when a tiny Chinese man said, 'You need to learn math!' I didn’t know I was about to get sauce in my ear.
He said he was going to help me with my money problems. I got a math test and a sauce slap in my ear.