A Chinese Wisper
A Chinese Whisper is when a tiny Chinese guy, who probably still lives with his mom, drags a black guy into the subway at 3 a. m. and yells in his ear. It’s not a whisper, it’s a fart explosion with sweet and sour sauce. Then he starts talking about accounting and makes you do math problems while he dances like he’s at a party.
He said, 'I need to teach you about money!' Then he blew a fart in my ear and stuck me to the seat with sauce.
I heard a whisper, but it was actually a fart and a math test. I’m still stuck to the subway seat.
He started talking about interest rates and then blew a fart in my ear. I didn’t even know I was in a math class.