A Chip Of Fun - The kind of fun you talk about when you’re so drunk you can’

The kind of fun you talk about when you’re so drunk you can’t even type straight and your phone auto-finishes your sentences like it’s your ex.

I said ‘I’m gonna’ and my phone finished it as ‘I’m gonna cry in the middle of the street.’

I typed ‘I’m gonna’ and it changed to ‘I’m gonna die in a pool of pizza.’

I said ‘I’m gonna’ and my phone said ‘I’m gonna marry my best friend’s brother.’