A Blooming Weed

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A person or thing that’s trying their hardest to keep things from falling apart, even when everything is going to hell.

My mom is a blooming weed. She’s been working three jobs since 2015 and still manages to cook me breakfast.

This laptop is a blooming weed. It’s been crashing for a year, and it still hasn’t given up.

My dog is a blooming weed. He ate my homework, my shoes, and my best friend’s cat.

A thing or person that’s barely holding on, but still trying to make it through the day.

My brother is a blooming weed. He’s been sick for a week and still showed up to my birthday party.

This pizza is a blooming weed. It was cold, soggy, and had pepperoni on it.

My teacher is a blooming weed. She gave me a pop quiz the day after I had surgery.

A person or thing that’s getting by with duct tape, willpower, and a lot of swearing.

My dad is a blooming weed. He fixed the roof with a ladder, a hammer, and a curse.

This car is a blooming weed. It’s been making weird noises for months and still won’t stop.

My friend is a blooming weed. She passed her test with a broken leg and a bad haircut.

A person or thing that’s not perfect, but still tries their best even when everything is going to sh*t.

My sister is a blooming weed. She failed her math test but still helped me with mine.

This phone is a blooming weed. It dropped in the toilet and still works.

My cat is a blooming weed. It knocked over my cereal and still wants to be petted.

A person or thing that’s got no luck, but still won’t quit.

My neighbor is a blooming weed. He lost his job, his dog, and his sanity, but he still smiles.

This printer is a blooming weed. It printed my essay backwards and still kept going.

My brother is a blooming weed. He got into a fight with a chicken and still won.