A Blossom

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A Blossom is a hot girl who’ll rip your heart out and stomp on it for fun. She’s got a great past and will take you out for a wild ride, but be warned, she’s got a mean streak.
My ex was a Blossom. She broke my heart and laughed about it.
That girl is a Blossom. She’s got a past that’s wild and a heart that’s got claws.
He dated a Blossom. Now he’s crying in a bathroom.
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To blossom is to shove Diet Coke and Mentos into a girl’s twat. It causes a soda geyser that shoots out her vagina and makes her reproductive system scream in pain.
I blossomed my cousin and she got soda all over her pants.
He tried to blossom me. I threw a soda can at his head.
My sister blossomed her crush and now they’re both in the ER.
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A Blossom is a total beast. She’s got a body that looks like a dream, a laugh that cracks you up, and a mouth that roasts you harder than your mom.
That girl is a Blossom. She roasted me so bad I cried.
She’s a Blossom. I’ve never seen a girl dance so good.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the best laugh and the hottest body.
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Blossom is a perfect mix of hot, smart, and wild. She’s got a face like a goddess and a body that makes your mouth drop. She’ll be your best friend, your girlfriend, and your future wife.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the face of a goddess and a body that’s goals.
She’s a Blossom. She’s smart, hot, and wild all at once.
He dated a Blossom. Now he’s her husband.
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Blossom is the leader of the Powerpuff Girls. She’s the toughest and nicest of the bunch. She’s got a red bow and a face that says, ‘I will kick your ass.’
Blossom is the leader. She’s got a red bow and a face that says, ‘I will kick your ass.’
That girl is like Blossom from the Powerpuff Girls. She’s tough and nice.
He loves Blossom. She’s like the leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
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A Blossom is someone who got so much anal fisting that their guts came out of their butt. It’s the most extreme form of perversion.
That girl is a Blossom. Her guts came out of her butt.
He’s a Blossom. He got so much anal fisting he looks like a monster.
My friend is a Blossom. She’s got guts hanging out of her butt.
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A Blossom is a girl who’s got the best hair, the best body, and the best laugh. She’ll stick with you through anything, and she’s got a heart of gold.
That girl is a Blossom. She’s got the best hair and laugh.
He’s with a Blossom. She’s got the best body and heart.
My friend’s a Blossom. She’s got the best laugh and heart.
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