A Holiday Pounding

My cousin met a guy on a beach and they had sex before the sun even came up. Classic Holiday Pounding.

My friend’s roommate went on vacation and came back with a new love life and a new STD. No one saw that coming.

My sister got a tan and a new guy on her holiday. She’s like a holiday buffet for hot guys.

I ate so much pizza on vacation I gained three pounds. I’m like a walking meatball now.

My brother came back from vacation and looked like he’d been hit by a food truck. That’s Holiday Pounding.

I drank so much soda on my holiday that I felt like a balloon. That’s the Holiday Pounding effect.

I ate six pies on Thanksgiving and didn’t care. That’s the power of Holiday Pounding.

My friend’s mom gained five pounds on Easter brunch and still had the energy to yell at everyone. That’s Holiday Pounding.

On Superbowl Sunday, I ate so much that I felt like a football. That’s the Holiday Pounding magic.