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Pooping on someone's mustache just because you can and you're a dirty little bug

My bro pooped on my mustache during lunch. I tasted sh*t and regret.

She pooped on his mustache in the hallway. He looked like a confused raccoon.

He pooped on my mustache in the middle of a Zoom call. I lost it.

When you take a dump on someone’s mustache for no reason and you’re proud of yourself

I took a dump on my friend’s mustache during a test. He got a zero and a stain.

She took a dump on his mustache during a dance. He looked like a confused flamingo.

He took a dump on my mustache during a fight. I cried and he laughed.

The art of shitting on a mustache like it’s your personal canvas

She pooped on his mustache like it was a masterpiece. He looked like a smelly artist.

He pooped on my mustache during a movie. I had to leave and cry.

They pooped on each other’s mustache during a game. It was a mustache war.