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A Seawise Giant
This is when you take a girl with huge knockers and drive a motor boat up her ass. The name came from a giant oil ship called the Seawise Giant.
I motor boated my crush at the lake and she still talks to me.
He Seawise Giant'd my sister and now she won't stop crying.
Motor boating my mom was the worst idea ever.
A Seawise Giant
It’s like using a motor boat to ram a girl’s tits so hard it feels like a shipwreck. The Seawise Giant was just a fat oil tanker.
I Seawise Giant'd my neighbor and now she won’t let me near her pool.
My dad Seawise Giant'd his coworker and got fired.
I rammed my motor boat into my girlfriend’s tits and it was worth it.
A Seawise Giant
This is when you use a motor boat to give a girl with big boobs the worst boat ride of her life. It’s named after a ship that was as big as a cow.
I Seawise Giant'd my cousin and she still won’t stop laughing.
He motor boated his ex and she had to go to the hospital.
My friend Seawise Giant'd his crush and now he’s famous.
A Seawise Giant
This is when you take a motor boat and slam it into a girl’s chest so hard it feels like you’re sinking. The Seawise Giant was just a fat oil ship.
I motor boated my crush and she passed out.
He Seawise Giant'd his teacher and got suspended.
I used my motor boat to slam my mom’s chest and it was hilarious.
A Seawise Giant
This is when you use a motor boat to hit a girl with big knockers so hard it sounds like a ship explosion. The Seawise Giant was just a big oil ship.
I Seawise Giant'd my friend and now he’s a legend.
She motor boated me and I still haven’t recovered.
I used my motor boat to hit my crush and it was worth it.
A Scrub
A person who plays CoD like they're blindfolded and drunk. Everyone laughs at them like they're the worst kind of joke.
'Bro, you're a scrub. You missed the obvious headshot.'
'You shot me in the leg. You're a scrub.'
'Scrub. You can't even aim straight.'
A Scrub
The original man who thinks he's the king of the world but is just a sad version of a real man.
'That guy is the OG fuckboy. Still trying to impress his high school crush.'
'He’s the original scrub. Everyone else is just a copy.'
'He’s the OG. All the other scrubs are just imitations.'
A Scrub
A scrub squared. Like a scrub but even more of a failure. Double the trash.
'He’s a scrub squared. He doesn’t even know how to use a mop.'
'That guy is a scrub squared. He doesn’t even have a job.'
'He’s a scrub squared. He still lives with his mom.'
A Scrub
Something they scream at you every time you mess up on Grey’s Anatomy. Like they’re angry and tired of your mistakes.
'You messed up the surgery. You’re a scrub.'
'That was a scrub mistake. You’re not even trying.'
'They yell 'scrub' at you every time you mess up.'
A Scrub
A guy who lives off other people. No job. No car. Still lives with his mom. He’s like a human leech.
'He lives with his mom. He’s a scrub.'
'No car. No job. Still lives with his mom. Total scrub.'
'He’s a scrub. He mooches off everyone else.'
A Scrub
A guy who tries to flirt with the girls in the back of the car but gets completely ignored. He’s like a ghost trying to be noticed.
'He’s a scrub. He sits in the back and tries to flirt with the girls.'
'He’s a scrub. He sits in the back and no one even looks at him.'
'He tries to flirt with the girls but they ignore him. Total scrub.'
A Scrub
When you wash your hands so hard you probably wish you had a life. It’s like you’re trying to scrub away your problems.
'He scrubbed so hard he probably lost a fingernail.'
'She scrubbed like she was trying to get rid of her entire life.'
'He scrubbed in like he was trying to wash away his failures.'
A Sean Promise
A Sean promise is a promise so strong it could make a saint swear on a cross.
I Sean promise you I'll eat my hat if Liverpool don't win the league this year.
Sean promised me a pizza if I passed my math test. I failed. He's still buying me pizza.
Sean promised the world he'd stop swearing. He didn't. He swore the world into silence.
A Sean Promise
A Sean promise is like a promise made by a man who’s been kicked by a donkey and still talks back.
Sean promised me he’d stop drinking. He’s now drinking while singing karaoke at 2 a. m.
Sean promised my mum he’d stop eating chips for breakfast. He’s now eating chips for breakfast and lunch.
Sean promised the moon and the stars. He took the moon and left the stars hanging.
A Sean Promise
A Sean promise is a promise that’s so big it makes a regular promise look like a toddler’s nap.
Sean promised me he’d stop cussing. He’s now cussing in three different languages.
Sean promised my dad he’d stop eating my lunch. He’s now eating my lunch and my dad’s lunch.
Sean promised me he’d stop running into footballers. He’s now running into them and laughing about it.
A Sean Promise
A Sean promise is the kind of promise that makes a regular promise feel like it was made by a tired toddler.
Sean promised my teacher he’d stop talking during class. He’s now talking during class and writing a novel.
Sean promised my sister he’d stop eating my sweets. He’s now eating my sweets and my sister’s sweets.
Sean promised the whole world he’d stop being a legend. He’s now being a legend and laughing at the world.
A Screenshot
When you shove your finger in someone's head and their butt at the same time, like you're trying to take a photo of their brain and their butt, and you might even go ‘click’ for extra drama.
I took a screenshot of my cousin during math class, and it looked like a crime scene.
My friend did a screenshot of me during a Zoom call, and I looked like a confused raccoon.
My mom did a screenshot of my dad while he was eating pizza and yelling at the TV.
A Screenshot
When you blow your nose and let one out at the same time, like you're trying to be funny but just ended up looking like a confused goat.
I did a screenshot during breakfast and it looked like I was having a meltdown.
My dog did a screenshot when I dropped his treat on the floor.
My brother did a screenshot during a video game and it looked like he was possessed.
A Screenshot
When you stick your fingers in all the right places at once, like you're trying to make someone scream, or just really enjoy yourself.
I did a screenshot during my sister’s birthday party and it looked like I was trying to kill her.
My friend did a screenshot during a group chat and it looked like he was having a seizure.
My dad did a screenshot while watching a horror movie and it looked like he was possessed.
A Screenshot
A picture of your computer screen, like when you're trying to show someone how to do something, or just trying to look cool.
I took a screenshot of my homework and showed it to my teacher like I was a genius.
My friend took a screenshot of his failed test and sent it to me like it was a masterpiece.
My mom took a screenshot of my dad’s dumb face while he was watching TV.
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