A Sean Promise

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A Sean promise is a promise so strong it could make a saint swear on a cross.

I Sean promise you I'll eat my hat if Liverpool don't win the league this year.

Sean promised me a pizza if I passed my math test. I failed. He's still buying me pizza.

Sean promised the world he'd stop swearing. He didn't. He swore the world into silence.

A Sean promise is like a promise made by a man who’s been kicked by a donkey and still talks back.

Sean promised me he’d stop drinking. He’s now drinking while singing karaoke at 2 a. m.

Sean promised my mum he’d stop eating chips for breakfast. He’s now eating chips for breakfast and lunch.

Sean promised the moon and the stars. He took the moon and left the stars hanging.

A Sean promise is a promise that’s so big it makes a regular promise look like a toddler’s nap.

Sean promised me he’d stop cussing. He’s now cussing in three different languages.

Sean promised my dad he’d stop eating my lunch. He’s now eating my lunch and my dad’s lunch.

Sean promised me he’d stop running into footballers. He’s now running into them and laughing about it.

A Sean promise is the kind of promise that makes a regular promise feel like it was made by a tired toddler.

Sean promised my teacher he’d stop talking during class. He’s now talking during class and writing a novel.

Sean promised my sister he’d stop eating my sweets. He’s now eating my sweets and my sister’s sweets.

Sean promised the whole world he’d stop being a legend. He’s now being a legend and laughing at the world.