A Sean Promise - A Sean promise is a promise that’s so big it makes a regular

A Sean promise is a promise that’s so big it makes a regular promise look like a toddler’s nap.

Sean promised me he’d stop cussing. He’s now cussing in three different languages.

Sean promised my dad he’d stop eating my lunch. He’s now eating my lunch and my dad’s lunch.

Sean promised me he’d stop running into footballers. He’s now running into them and laughing about it.