A Scrub

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A person who plays CoD like they're blindfolded and drunk. Everyone laughs at them like they're the worst kind of joke.
'Bro, you're a scrub. You missed the obvious headshot.'
'You shot me in the leg. You're a scrub.'
'Scrub. You can't even aim straight.'
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The original man who thinks he's the king of the world but is just a sad version of a real man.
'That guy is the OG fuckboy. Still trying to impress his high school crush.'
'He’s the original scrub. Everyone else is just a copy.'
'He’s the OG. All the other scrubs are just imitations.'
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A scrub squared. Like a scrub but even more of a failure. Double the trash.
'He’s a scrub squared. He doesn’t even know how to use a mop.'
'That guy is a scrub squared. He doesn’t even have a job.'
'He’s a scrub squared. He still lives with his mom.'
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Something they scream at you every time you mess up on Grey’s Anatomy. Like they’re angry and tired of your mistakes.
'You messed up the surgery. You’re a scrub.'
'That was a scrub mistake. You’re not even trying.'
'They yell 'scrub' at you every time you mess up.'
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A guy who lives off other people. No job. No car. Still lives with his mom. He’s like a human leech.
'He lives with his mom. He’s a scrub.'
'No car. No job. Still lives with his mom. Total scrub.'
'He’s a scrub. He mooches off everyone else.'
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A guy who tries to flirt with the girls in the back of the car but gets completely ignored. He’s like a ghost trying to be noticed.
'He’s a scrub. He sits in the back and tries to flirt with the girls.'
'He’s a scrub. He sits in the back and no one even looks at him.'
'He tries to flirt with the girls but they ignore him. Total scrub.'
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When you wash your hands so hard you probably wish you had a life. It’s like you’re trying to scrub away your problems.
'He scrubbed so hard he probably lost a fingernail.'
'She scrubbed like she was trying to get rid of her entire life.'
'He scrubbed in like he was trying to wash away his failures.'
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