A Scooby-Snack is a dog biscuit from the 70s that now looks like a f***ing brownie with weed in it. It's like a snack for a dog who also likes to get high.
I ate a Scooby-Snack and it was like a dog biscuit with weed
My dog ate a Scooby-Snack and got high
I took a Scooby-Snack and it was like a dog biscuit with weed
A wild sex session where the guy wears a creepy mask and goes full horror movie. He scares the girl, she runs out naked, and he chases her like a lunatic. He trips, she rolls him up in a rug, and he gets unmasked like a total dork.
My uncle did this and got stuck in a rug for 10 minutes.
My neighbor’s dad did this and got caught by the cops.
My cousin’s boyfriend tried it and failed spectacularly.
A cartoon about a dog named Scooby-Doo and his goofy friends solving crimes. They’re like a team of bumbling detectives who always get the bad guy, even if they’re totally clueless.
I watched it every day after school and still do.
My brother loves it and watches it with his kids.
My mom used to watch it with my dad and laugh at the jokes.
A kids’ show about a dog and his friends who solve mysteries in a van. They have a weird gang, including a brainy girl, a weird guy, and a annoying puppy. The bad guy is usually the first person they meet, which is annoying.
A stupid anime that only rich kids watch. It’s about a girl who can shock people with her superpowers and throw things really fast. She’s called the Railgun because she fires things like a gun, but it’s just a fancy word for throwing stuff really hard.
My cousin watches this instead of doing homework. He says it's better than real life.
My teacher called it 'the dumbest anime ever' and drew a picture of a train being hit by a bullet.
My dog thinks it's a real weapon and barks at the TV when it starts.
This anime is for people who think being rich and having powers makes you cool. It's about a girl who is super smart, super rich, and can blast things out of nowhere. She’s not just a regular student, she’s the best of the best, and she’s got a cool nickname because she can fire things super fast.
My friend says it's the best thing ever. He doesn't even care that the other characters are just background players.
I tried to explain it to my mom, and she said it was 'just a girl with a gun' and went back to watching soap operas.
My brother claims he can beat the Railgun in a fight. He’s probably still trying to prove it.
A Schultz Job is when you do a renovation like you're trying to win a bet with a goat. You use wrong tools, wrong materials, and it all looks like a trash fire.
My neighbor tried to redo her bathroom with a broom and a cheese grater. It looks like a cheese bomb hit a broom closet.
My cousin tried to lay carpet with a spoon and a mop. Now the floor looks like a spaghetti disaster.
My brother tried to fix the wall with a banana and a spatula. Now the wall looks like a banana explosion.