A Scooby Doo

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A girl getting a blow job while crapping her pants and blowing a load all at once. It's like a mess party with a side of chaos.
My cousin tried this and ended up wearing a diaper for the rest of the day.
My friend’s dog did it and sprayed the whole kitchen.
I saw it happen at a party and it was legendary.
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A wild sex session where the guy wears a creepy mask and goes full horror movie. He scares the girl, she runs out naked, and he chases her like a lunatic. He trips, she rolls him up in a rug, and he gets unmasked like a total dork.
My uncle did this and got stuck in a rug for 10 minutes.
My neighbor’s dad did this and got caught by the cops.
My cousin’s boyfriend tried it and failed spectacularly.
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A cartoon about a dog named Scooby-Doo and his goofy friends solving crimes. They’re like a team of bumbling detectives who always get the bad guy, even if they’re totally clueless.
I watched it every day after school and still do.
My brother loves it and watches it with his kids.
My mom used to watch it with my dad and laugh at the jokes.
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A kids’ show about a dog and his friends who solve mysteries in a van. They have a weird gang, including a brainy girl, a weird guy, and a annoying puppy. The bad guy is usually the first person they meet, which is annoying.
I used to hate it because the puppy was annoying.
My brother watched it every day and still does.
I watched it with my friends and still do.
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When you accidentally add an R to a word and it makes the word totally wrong and stupid.
I said ‘drank’ instead of ‘drink’ and got laughed at.
My friend said ‘bored’ instead of ‘board’ and got confused.
My mom said ‘bored’ instead of ‘board’ and got confused.
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When you’re so high you can’t do anything. You just stare at the ceiling and drool like a baby.
I watched TV and drooled for two hours.
My friend just sat on the couch and didn’t move.
My brother just stared at the ceiling and laughed at nothing.
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A TV show that makes you want to smoke weed because the dog is so chill and the mysteries are so weird.
I watched it and got high.
My friend watched it and got high.
My brother watched it and got high.
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