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A Cleempie
To drink like a drunk pirate with a hangover and a death wish.
I just A Cleempie'd and now my brain is on fire.
At the party, she A Cleempie'd and started talking to the ceiling.
He A Cleempie'd during lunch and got sent to the principal's office.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cleempie
To take a big swig of alcohol like it's your last chance to live.
She A Cleempie'd and immediately fell off the couch.
He A Cleempie'd during the meeting and started singing show tunes.
They A Cleempie'd and now they're arguing over who's the best friend.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cleempie
To drink so much you might as well be a human beer keg.
He A Cleempie'd and now he's talking to the fridge.
She A Cleempie'd and started dancing on the table.
They A Cleempie'd and now they're best friends again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cleempie
To guzzle alcohol like it's your personal enemy.
He A Cleempie'd and now he's crying in the hallway.
She A Cleempie'd and started singing to the cat.
They A Cleempie'd and now they're fighting over the last chip.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cleempie
To drink like you're trying to kill the bottle and yourself at the same time.
She A Cleempie'd and now she's arguing with the waiter.
He A Cleempie'd and now he's on the floor.
They A Cleempie'd and now they're best friends again.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Rig
A syringe so fresh it probably still smells like the hospital
My rig is so clean, I could eat off it.
That syringe is like a new baby.
I didn't even touch it. It's that clean.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Rig
A needle that hasn’t seen the inside of a junkie’s arm
I brought my own rig. Your mess doesn’t touch me.
That needle was never near a used cup.
It’s like it just came out of a box.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Rig
A rig that’s so clean it makes your mom cry
My rig is so clean, my mom said I was born in a lab.
That rig is pure. It’s like it’s never been near a toilet.
I don’t even need to clean it. It’s that good.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Rig
A syringe that’s so good it deserves a standing ovation
This rig is so good, I got a standing ovation from the wall.
That syringe is like a rockstar. It’s that clean.
I used it once and it was perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Rig
A rig that hasn’t been touched by a dirty finger
I didn’t touch it. It was that clean.
That rig was never near a greasy hand.
You can’t even imagine how clean it is.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Rig
A needle so clean it could probably teach your grandma how to wash her hands
This rig is clean enough to make your grandma blush.
That needle is so clean, it could probably wash your face.
I used it and I still feel like I took a shower.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Pinch
A dump so good it leaves you wondering why you even bother wiping.
I went number two and didn’t need to wipe. I just stood there like a king.
That was a clean pinch. I didn’t even have to use the paper.
I took a dump so clean I felt like I had been blessed by the gods of the toilet.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clean Pinch
When you wipe and there's nothing there, like your brain just shut off.
Wiped my ass and it was empty. What even is life?
I wiped and there was nothing. I’m not even mad, I’m confused.
I wiped and there was no poop. That’s a clean pinch, baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is like a gay yardstick. The more gay you are, the bigger the measurement.
@ClaytonIsGay you’re the gayest man I’ve ever met, like a gay lighthouse.
Clayton just walked in, and I swear the gay meter exploded.
I tried to be gay, but I’m only half as gay as Clayton. He’s the full package.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is a human being who thinks they’re the only one who’s ever been gay. They’re loud, proud, and sometimes a little too much.
Clayton told me he’s the only gay man in the world. I told him I’m not gay, so he called me a liar.
Clayton thinks he’s the gayest man on the planet. He’s right, but he doesn’t need to keep saying it.
Clayton is so gay, he’s like a gay hurricane. He knocks everything over.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is a cute little guy who swears like a sailor and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Clayton just called me a f***ing idiot and said he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He’s cute, but he also swears like he’s been kicked by a donkey.
Clayton is adorable, but he’ll cuss you out if you make fun of his hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is the best man in the world. He knows everything about music, food, and movies. He also kisses like a pro.
Clayton kissed me and I swear I could’ve died from happiness.
He knows more about movies than I know about my own life.
Clayton’s taste in food is so good, I think he was born with a spoon in his hand.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is a quiet, loud man who looks like a model but acts like a f***ing lunatic.
Clayton is like a model, but he also cusses like a sailor.
He’s quiet, but when he talks, he’s like a loudspeaker.
He has sky-blue eyes and dirty-blond hair, but he also cusses like a man who’s been kicked by a horse.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is a kind, caring man who will take care of you. He’s also the best boyfriend ever.
Clayton is like the best boyfriend ever. He’ll even take care of your dog.
He’s kind, caring, and will fight for you like a lion.
Clayton is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had. He’s like a super hero.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Clayton
A Clayton is a man with an ass so big, it sounds like a gunshot every time he walks.
Clayton walks in and it sounds like a gunshot. It’s glorious.
His ass is so big, it should have its own country.
Every time he walks, I think a gun goes off. It’s amazing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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