Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A syringe so fresh it probably still smells like the hospital

My rig is so clean, I could eat off it.

That syringe is like a new baby.

I didn't even touch it. It's that clean.

2

A needle that hasn’t seen the inside of a junkie’s arm

I brought my own rig. Your mess doesn’t touch me.

That needle was never near a used cup.

It’s like it just came out of a box.

3

A rig that’s so clean it makes your mom cry

My rig is so clean, my mom said I was born in a lab.

That rig is pure. It’s like it’s never been near a toilet.

I don’t even need to clean it. It’s that good.

4

A syringe that’s so good it deserves a standing ovation

This rig is so good, I got a standing ovation from the wall.

That syringe is like a rockstar. It’s that clean.

I used it once and it was perfect.

5

A rig that hasn’t been touched by a dirty finger

I didn’t touch it. It was that clean.

That rig was never near a greasy hand.

You can’t even imagine how clean it is.

6

A needle so clean it could probably teach your grandma how to wash her hands

This rig is clean enough to make your grandma blush.

That needle is so clean, it could probably wash your face.

I used it and I still feel like I took a shower.