A Clayton - A Clayton is like a gay yardstick. The more gay you are, the

A Clayton is like a gay yardstick. The more gay you are, the bigger the measurement.

@ClaytonIsGay you’re the gayest man I’ve ever met, like a gay lighthouse.

Clayton just walked in, and I swear the gay meter exploded.

I tried to be gay, but I’m only half as gay as Clayton. He’s the full package.