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A Dirty Screwdriver
A guy sticks his cock in a poop pile and a lady licks it clean. It's like a messy food fight but with more body fluids.
My cousin did a dirty screwdriver at the beach. The lifeguard threw him out.
My friend's dad did it at a BBQ and now everyone hates him.
I saw it happen in the school hallway. It was embarrassing.
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A Dirty Screwdriver
During sex, the girl poops on your dick and then sucks it all off like it's a messy ice cream cone.
My brother got a dirty screwdriver from his girlfriend. He's still mad.
I did it to my brother and he threw a pillow at me.
My friend's mom did it to his dad and now they're both weird.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Mustache
When a man with a mustache jerks off so hard he leaks cum all over his lip fur like a broken faucet.
My uncle’s mustache looks like it got hit by a cum truck.
That guy’s mustache is so dirty, it’s like he ate a sandwich and forgot to wipe.
He looked like a raccoon that got sprayed by a cum cannon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Mustache
When a guy tries to grow a mustache, but it looks like a patchy raccoon got confused and gave up.
He’s got a mustache that looks like a failed experiment.
His mustache is like a half-baked pizza that didn’t get enough cheese.
It’s like he tried to grow a beard but gave up halfway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Mustache
A Dirty Teen Mustache is when a kid shaves his face and tries to grow a mustache, but it looks like he got hit by a bad haircut and a bad idea.
That kid’s mustache is like a failed attempt to look cool.
He looks like he tried to grow a mustache and got rejected by the mustache gods.
That mustache is so bad, it makes his face look like a mess.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Mustache
When a lady shaves her lady parts but forgets to shave her lips and ends up with a mustache that looks like it got cum all over it.
She shaved her nether regions but left her lips alone, which looks messy.
Her mustache is like a bad facial hair experiment.
That lady’s got a mustache that looks like it got cum dumped on it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Morton
A dirty Morton is a human-shaped blob who eats all day, can't keep a job, and smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin is a dirty Morton. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still can't find a job.
The guy at the gym is a dirty Morton. He lifts weights like he’s trying to escape his own stink.
My neighbor is a dirty Morton. He got fired again and now he eats cereal at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Morton
A dirty Morton is when you chug a whole soda like it's your last drink while your friend slaps your gut like it's a crime scene in a McDonald's play area.
I was a dirty Morton at lunch. I drank my soda like it was my last day on Earth and my friend hit my belly like I stole her fries.
My brother did a dirty Morton in the park. He chugged his soda and his friend hit him so hard the soda sprayed the kid in the play area.
At the mall, my friend did a dirty Morton and spilled soda on the floor. The kid in the play area got it in his hair.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Menorah
You don’t just light candles, you light them while getting your freak on. Every night you try a new position, scream 'Dirty Menorah' like a madman, and make your parents wish they’d never brought you into this world.
My dad did the Dirty Menorah with my mom in the kitchen, I had to eat the leftovers and it was pure hell.
I tried the Dirty Menorah with my brother and now I have a new fear: family dinners.
My cousin did the Dirty Menorah with her boyfriend in the grocery store, they got caught and now they’re both banned from the deli.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Menorah
It’s like the Menorah got a penis and decided to start a whole new religion, just with more ass and less candles.
My uncle did the Dirty Menorah with his wife in the living room, the neighbors called the cops and now they think we're a cult.
I did the Dirty Menorah with my crush in the school bathroom, now I can't look at the sink without getting flustered.
My mom did the Dirty Menorah with my dad on the couch, the whole family was watching and it was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Kiyoshi
A dirty Kiyoshi is a hot guy with a huge junk that can make any woman go crazy in bed and in her head like a porn star or a regular person
My cousin just got a dirty Kiyoshi to propose to him
My mom said my teacher is a dirty Kiyoshi and he made her cry
My friend got a date with a dirty Kiyoshi and now he can't stop talking about it
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Kiyoshi
A dirty Kiyoshi is a guy who can make any girl scream and beg for more with his big cock and his brain
My neighbor told me his brother is a dirty Kiyoshi and he's wild
My crush is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes my heart go boom
My teacher said the principal is a dirty Kiyoshi and he made her blush
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Kiyoshi
A dirty Kiyoshi is a guy who can make any girl melt with his cock and his brain, like a hot anime guy or a normal person
My friend said her brother is a dirty Kiyoshi and he can make anyone happy
My crush is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes me dizzy
My mom said my dad is a dirty Kiyoshi and he made her laugh
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Kiyoshi
A dirty Kiyoshi is a guy who can make any girl go nuts with his big tool and his smart brain, like a superhero or a regular guy
My cousin is a dirty Kiyoshi and he can make any girl happy
My crush is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes my heart beat fast
My teacher said my dad is a dirty Kiyoshi and he made her giggle
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Kiyoshi
A dirty Kiyoshi is a guy with a huge cock who can make any girl scream and think he's a god or a normal person
My friend said his brother is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes girls scream
My crush is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes me swoon
My mom said my dad is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes her laugh
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Kiyoshi
A dirty Kiyoshi is a guy who can make any girl happy with his huge junk and his brain, like a movie star or a normal guy
My neighbor told me his son is a dirty Kiyoshi and he's wild
My crush is a dirty Kiyoshi and he makes me blush
My teacher said my dad is a dirty Kiyoshi and he made her giggle
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Flanagan
A Dirty Flanagan is when a guy guzzles all his whiskey, then shoves his junk into the bottle and cums in it. Then he slaps the bottle up a woman's snatch or a guy's butt.
He drank the whole bottle, then stuck his dick in it and blew load. Then he shoved it up his friend's ass.
After chugging the whiskey, he put his pecker in the bottle and shot his wad. Then he rammed it up a lady's pussy.
He drank the whiskey, then stuck his knob in the bottle and cummed. Then he shoved it up a guy's butt.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Flanagan
A Dirty Flanagan is a guy named Clayton who hits on little girls like they’re his next meal.
Clayton was talking to a 10-year-old like she was his girlfriend.
Clayton hit on a little girl in the park like she was his future wife.
Clayton was flirting with a kid like she was his next snack.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Ending
A movie that ends like your lunch was a sandwich and you didn't get the meat. You're left thinking, why did I even bother? It’s like your butthole is still full of crap and your brain is screaming at you.
The movie ended and I was like, what? That's it? I had to wipe twice just to get through that.
I watched it and my friend said, that's the worst ending ever. It's like the movie took a dump on me.
I felt like I had been shitting for three hours and the movie just said, 'see you later.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Dirty Ending
When you're getting a blowjob so bad it feels like you're getting stabbed with a wet noodle. The woman looks up and says, what's wrong? Like she's confused and you're screaming in agony.
My guy was getting a blowjob and I heard him scream, 'what the hell is that? I feel like I'm getting stabbed by a wet noodle.'
He said, 'she stopped mid-blowjob and asked me what was wrong? I was like, I don't know, why are you eating my nuts?'
He got a blowjob so bad, it felt like his nuts were being dipped in glue.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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