A Dirty Morton

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A dirty Morton is a human-shaped blob who eats all day, can't keep a job, and smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin is a dirty Morton. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still can't find a job.
The guy at the gym is a dirty Morton. He lifts weights like he’s trying to escape his own stink.
My neighbor is a dirty Morton. He got fired again and now he eats cereal at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A dirty Morton is when you chug a whole soda like it's your last drink while your friend slaps your gut like it's a crime scene in a McDonald's play area.
I was a dirty Morton at lunch. I drank my soda like it was my last day on Earth and my friend hit my belly like I stole her fries.
My brother did a dirty Morton in the park. He chugged his soda and his friend hit him so hard the soda sprayed the kid in the play area.
At the mall, my friend did a dirty Morton and spilled soda on the floor. The kid in the play area got it in his hair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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