A Dirty Ending

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A movie that ends like your lunch was a sandwich and you didn't get the meat. You're left thinking, why did I even bother? It’s like your butthole is still full of crap and your brain is screaming at you.
The movie ended and I was like, what? That's it? I had to wipe twice just to get through that.
I watched it and my friend said, that's the worst ending ever. It's like the movie took a dump on me.
I felt like I had been shitting for three hours and the movie just said, 'see you later.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're getting a blowjob so bad it feels like you're getting stabbed with a wet noodle. The woman looks up and says, what's wrong? Like she's confused and you're screaming in agony.
My guy was getting a blowjob and I heard him scream, 'what the hell is that? I feel like I'm getting stabbed by a wet noodle.'
He said, 'she stopped mid-blowjob and asked me what was wrong? I was like, I don't know, why are you eating my nuts?'
He got a blowjob so bad, it felt like his nuts were being dipped in glue.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You're jerking off to death metal and you climax so hard you imagine your grandmother. She's like, are you okay? You're like, I'm fine, grandma, just don't ask me about that sandwich.
He was listening to death metal and got so turned on he climaxed and imagined his grandma. He was like, why did I have to think of her? I just wanted to eat a sandwich.
He said, 'I was jerking off to death metal and I climaxed so hard, I saw my grandma. She asked me, are you okay? I said, yes, just don't ask me about that sandwich.'
He climaxed to death metal and saw his grandma. She said, 'you're like my grandpa, but worse.' He said, 'I'm not worse, I'm just more turned on.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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