A Dirty Ending
You're jerking off to death metal and you climax so hard you imagine your grandmother. She's like, are you okay? You're like, I'm fine, grandma, just don't ask me about that sandwich.
He was listening to death metal and got so turned on he climaxed and imagined his grandma. He was like, why did I have to think of her? I just wanted to eat a sandwich.
He said, 'I was jerking off to death metal and I climaxed so hard, I saw my grandma. She asked me, are you okay? I said, yes, just don't ask me about that sandwich.'
He climaxed to death metal and saw his grandma. She said, 'you're like my grandpa, but worse.' He said, 'I'm not worse, I'm just more turned on.'