A Clean Pinch

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A dump so good it leaves you wondering why you even bother wiping.

I went number two and didn’t need to wipe. I just stood there like a king.

That was a clean pinch. I didn’t even have to use the paper.

I took a dump so clean I felt like I had been blessed by the gods of the toilet.

When you wipe and there's nothing there, like your brain just shut off.

Wiped my ass and it was empty. What even is life?

I wiped and there was nothing. I’m not even mad, I’m confused.

I wiped and there was no poop. That’s a clean pinch, baby.