A Schultz Job
A Schultz Job is when you do a renovation like you're trying to win a bet with a goat. You use wrong tools, wrong materials, and it all looks like a trash fire.
My neighbor tried to redo her bathroom with a broom and a cheese grater. It looks like a cheese bomb hit a broom closet.
My cousin tried to lay carpet with a spoon and a mop. Now the floor looks like a spaghetti disaster.
My brother tried to fix the wall with a banana and a spatula. Now the wall looks like a banana explosion.