A Schultz Job

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A Schultz Job is when someone does a renovation like they're drunk and using a spoon to fix a roof. It looks like a warzone and it smells like regret.
My cousin tried to install a toilet with a ladder and a cheese grater. It’s still leaking and it’s got a cheese smell.
The guy next door painted his house with a banana and a mop. It looks like a neon vomit explosion.
My mom tried to lay tile with a spatula. Now my kitchen looks like a broken pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schultz Job is when you try to fix something with your bare hands and a wrench that’s missing a tooth. It ends up looking like a junkyard exploded.
My uncle tried to fix his sink with a hammer and a sock. Now the sink looks like it was hit by a goat.
My brother tried to install a light with a broom and a banana. Now the ceiling is glowing and it smells like bananas.
My dad tried to fix the roof with a ladle and a mop. Now the roof looks like a melted pancake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schultz Job is when you do a renovation like you're trying to win a bet with a goat. You use wrong tools, wrong materials, and it all looks like a trash fire.
My neighbor tried to redo her bathroom with a broom and a cheese grater. It looks like a cheese bomb hit a broom closet.
My cousin tried to lay carpet with a spoon and a mop. Now the floor looks like a spaghetti disaster.
My brother tried to fix the wall with a banana and a spatula. Now the wall looks like a banana explosion.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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