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A Morris
Morry is a super nice person who will slap you so hard if you ever mess with her.
Morry is my best friend, she’s super kind but will punch you if you’re rude.
Don’t mess with Morry, she’s got a temper and she’s not afraid to use it.
Morry passed me in the hallway and said, 'Don’t even think about it.'
A Morris
Can’t win a gulag. That’s just a fact. Period.
He tried to win a gulag and failed. Total morris.
She tried to win a gulag and lost. Period.
They tried to win a gulag and got laughed out of the room.
A Moriarty
The real deal. James 'Jim' Moriarty. A consulting criminal who made up Richard Brook to fool you. He's a fake, and you're a sucker for it.
'You think Richard Brook is real? Pfft. Jim Moriarty is the real reason I drink at 3 PM.'
'Jim Moriarty is the only reason I passed my math test. He's that good.'
'Jim Moriarty is the reason I hate Mondays. And Tuesdays. And every day after that.'
A Moriarty
When you shout out one random word or phrase in a sentence just to make things dramatic and annoying.
'I JUST HATE MY MOTHER!'
'He WAS THE BEST FRIEND I EVER HAD!'
'I WILL KILL YOU WITH A SPONGE!'
A Moriarty
A cute, suited man with a thick Irish accent. He looks friendly and innocent, but he's got a past full of lies and murder.
'He walks in like he owns the place. Then he tells me I failed.'
'He’s got that look. The one that says 'I will ruin your life.''
'He said 'I'm just a geography teacher' and I believed him. Then he spilled coffee on me.'
A Moriarty
Glasgow slang for a party. Usually happens when you buy a 'cargo', which is just a fancy way of saying you're buying Buckfast Tonic Wine, and then you get really drunk.
'We had a party. Then we had a cargo. Then we had a problem.'
'Cargo = Buckfast = party = hangover = life.'
'She came to the party. She bought a cargo. She became the cargo.'
A Moriarty
Jim Moriarty is the best villain you could ever watch. He's scary, funny, and he knows how to play with your head.
'He’s like a spider. He weaves a web, and you’re stuck in it.'
'He’s got that look. The one that says 'I will ruin your life.''
'He’s the only villain who makes me laugh. And then cry.'
A Moriarty
Jim Moriarty is the most sexy, annoying, and evil villain ever. He breaks everything, but you still love him. He's a massive bitch, but he's also a sexy motherf**ker.
'He’s the reason I stay up until 2 AM writing fanfictions.'
'He's the reason I'm in love with a man who wants me dead.'
'He’s the most annoying, sexy, evil motherf**ker I’ve ever seen.'
A Moriarty
A suicidal, sweaty, ginger, immigrant geography teacher who hates everything. He gets mental breakdowns when his students bully him.
'He spilled coffee on his shirt and cried in front of the class.'
'He got bullied by his year 7 class and he broke down in the middle of a lesson.'
'He’s got that look. The one that says 'I just want to die.''
A Morgan
A Morgan is like a golden retriever who also has a PhD and will give you a titty just to make you feel better. They're not gay, but they'll show you everything if it means keeping you happy.
My Morgan showed me her titty during a math test just to help me pass.
She told me she'd show me her titty if I passed my driver's test.
At the party, Morgan pulled out her titty like it was a trump card.
A Morgan
A Morgan is a human who doesn't need anyone else to be happy. She's smart as hell, never backs down, and will curse at you if you don't laugh at her jokes.
Morgan told me I was the worst friend ever if I didn't laugh at her joke about her boss.
She called me a ‘walking embarrassment’ when I failed her math test.
Morgan threatened to turn me into a chicken if I didn't stop being annoying.
A Morgan
A Morgan is like being hit by a rugby player who ran full speed, and you're the one who got tackled into the ground.
Derek Morgan tackled me like I was a football and he was the best player in the league.
I got rugby tackled by Morgan during gym class and fell flat on my face.
Morgan ran at me like a bull and tackled me into the wall.
A Morgan
A Morgan is someone who acts like an adult, but also calls you names and spends your money on pizza. She's your best friend, your future wife, and the reason you're always smiling.
Morgan called me a ‘walking disaster’ and spent my lunch money on pizza.
She said I was her future husband and told me to stop being so annoying.
Morgan spent my entire paycheck on pizza and called me a ‘walking disaster’.
A Morgan
To steal a joke is the worst thing you can do to a Morgan. She'll make you feel like the most pathetic person in the world.
I stole Morgan’s joke and she made me feel like a walking embarrassment.
She told me I was the most pathetic person ever for stealing her joke.
Morgan laughed at me when I stole her joke and called me a ‘walking joke thief’.
A Morgan
A Morgan is like a superhero who hides all their pain so they don’t make you feel worse. They take on the world’s problems and never let you see them cry.
Morgan kept all her pain to herself so I wouldn’t feel worse.
She took on my problems and never let me see her cry.
Morgan hid her pain like it was a secret and never let me know.
A Morgan
A Morgan is the kind of person who has everything in life but still hides their pain. They're strong, smart, and the kind of person who won’t let anyone see them cry.
Morgan hid all her pain so no one would feel worse than her.
She kept everything inside and took on my problems like they were her own.
Morgan never let anyone see her cry and kept all her pain hidden.
A Mordecai
A guy who gets flustered when he sees a girl and says stupid stuff that makes everyone cringe. He’s like Mordecai from Regular Show, super awkward and always messing up.
Hey, I tried to ask her out and said, 'You're like my favorite pizza slice.' She laughed and I died.
He tripped over his own feet when he saw the girl he liked. Classic.
He tried to impress a girl by doing a cartwheel. It was a disaster.
A Mordecai
The most embarrassing simp in all of pop culture. He’s like a broken robot, always trying to please two girls and failing at everything.
He would do anything for a girl, even if it meant leaving his best friend in the dust.
He tried to juggle three girls at once and ended up crying.
He asked one girl to prom and then immediately asked another girl to prom.
A Mordecai
A guy who can't handle rejection. When a girl says no, he goes into his room, slams the door, and plays sad songs for hours.
He got rejected and spent the whole day crying into his pillow.
After being dumped, he played 'I Will Always Love You' for three hours straight.
He got dumped and cried so hard he woke up his mom.
A Mordecai
The main guy in the show Regular Show. He’s always trying to have fun with his best friend Rigby, but he’s also a total mess when it comes to girls.
He tried to ask a girl out and messed up his whole routine.
He and Rigby tried to pull off a prank, but he forgot about the girl he was trying to impress.
He tried to be cool, but he tripped over his own feet.
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