A Mordecai

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A guy who gets flustered when he sees a girl and says stupid stuff that makes everyone cringe. He’s like Mordecai from Regular Show, super awkward and always messing up.
Hey, I tried to ask her out and said, 'You're like my favorite pizza slice.' She laughed and I died.
He tripped over his own feet when he saw the girl he liked. Classic.
He tried to impress a girl by doing a cartwheel. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most embarrassing simp in all of pop culture. He’s like a broken robot, always trying to please two girls and failing at everything.
He would do anything for a girl, even if it meant leaving his best friend in the dust.
He tried to juggle three girls at once and ended up crying.
He asked one girl to prom and then immediately asked another girl to prom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who can't handle rejection. When a girl says no, he goes into his room, slams the door, and plays sad songs for hours.
He got rejected and spent the whole day crying into his pillow.
After being dumped, he played 'I Will Always Love You' for three hours straight.
He got dumped and cried so hard he woke up his mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The main guy in the show Regular Show. He’s always trying to have fun with his best friend Rigby, but he’s also a total mess when it comes to girls.
He tried to ask a girl out and messed up his whole routine.
He and Rigby tried to pull off a prank, but he forgot about the girl he was trying to impress.
He tried to be cool, but he tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who can’t get the girls. He’s too nervous, too clumsy, and too dumb to impress anyone.
He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Do you want to be my best friend?' She said, 'No, I want to be your ex.'
He asked a girl out and then immediately asked her best friend out too.
He tried to impress a girl with a dance move and it looked like a seizure.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy from a long line of warriors. He might be a total mess with girls, but he's got a strong background and a cool name to back it up.
He might be bad with girls, but his ancestors were warriors.
He has a cool middle name, but he can’t even ask a girl to prom.
He’s a warrior, but he cried when a girl said no.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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