A Mordecai
A guy who can’t get the girls. He’s too nervous, too clumsy, and too dumb to impress anyone.
He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Do you want to be my best friend?' She said, 'No, I want to be your ex.'
He asked a girl out and then immediately asked her best friend out too.
He tried to impress a girl with a dance move and it looked like a seizure.