A Morgan

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A Morgan is like a golden retriever who also has a PhD and will give you a titty just to make you feel better. They're not gay, but they'll show you everything if it means keeping you happy.
My Morgan showed me her titty during a math test just to help me pass.
She told me she'd show me her titty if I passed my driver's test.
At the party, Morgan pulled out her titty like it was a trump card.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Morgan is a human who doesn't need anyone else to be happy. She's smart as hell, never backs down, and will curse at you if you don't laugh at her jokes.
Morgan told me I was the worst friend ever if I didn't laugh at her joke about her boss.
She called me a ‘walking embarrassment’ when I failed her math test.
Morgan threatened to turn me into a chicken if I didn't stop being annoying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Morgan is like being hit by a rugby player who ran full speed, and you're the one who got tackled into the ground.
Derek Morgan tackled me like I was a football and he was the best player in the league.
I got rugby tackled by Morgan during gym class and fell flat on my face.
Morgan ran at me like a bull and tackled me into the wall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Morgan is someone who acts like an adult, but also calls you names and spends your money on pizza. She's your best friend, your future wife, and the reason you're always smiling.
Morgan called me a ‘walking disaster’ and spent my lunch money on pizza.
She said I was her future husband and told me to stop being so annoying.
Morgan spent my entire paycheck on pizza and called me a ‘walking disaster’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To steal a joke is the worst thing you can do to a Morgan. She'll make you feel like the most pathetic person in the world.
I stole Morgan’s joke and she made me feel like a walking embarrassment.
She told me I was the most pathetic person ever for stealing her joke.
Morgan laughed at me when I stole her joke and called me a ‘walking joke thief’.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Morgan is like a superhero who hides all their pain so they don’t make you feel worse. They take on the world’s problems and never let you see them cry.
Morgan kept all her pain to herself so I wouldn’t feel worse.
She took on my problems and never let me see her cry.
Morgan hid her pain like it was a secret and never let me know.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Morgan is the kind of person who has everything in life but still hides their pain. They're strong, smart, and the kind of person who won’t let anyone see them cry.
Morgan hid all her pain so no one would feel worse than her.
She kept everything inside and took on my problems like they were her own.
Morgan never let anyone see her cry and kept all her pain hidden.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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