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A Legend In Thier Own Shower
A group of boys who think they're the best, but they're just a bunch of boys who can't even make a good sandwich without crying.
My boy band thinks they're gonna be famous, but they just sing in the shower and hope no one hears them.
My cousin's boy band thinks they're gonna win the world, but they can't even remember the lyrics without crying.
My friend's boy band thinks they're gonna be rich, but they just sing in the shower and hope the drain doesn't laugh at them.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
When you pick something stupid because your left testicle knows more than your brain your dick or your right testicle. It’s usually something like getting date raped wearing socks with sandals or eating cereal for dinner.
I went to the store and bought 12 bags of chips just because my left testicle told me to.
He agreed to a second date with a girl who smelled like old pizza.
I wore socks with sandals to a funeral and no one liked me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
Choosing something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. It usually ends with you getting drunk at 2 pm or eating pizza for breakfast.
She decided to text her ex at 3 am and got ignored.
He wore a hat inside and got kicked out of the mall.
He bought a pet goat and now it lives in his bedroom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
Making a stupid decision because your left testicle is the smartest part of your body. It usually leads to you getting date raped wearing socks with sandals or eating cereal for dinner.
He went to the beach wearing pants and got laughed at.
She took up painting and now her walls are covered in purple.
He ate a whole cake at 10 am and fell asleep on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
When you make a bad decision because your left testicle is the smartest thing in your body. It usually results in you doing something embarrassing like wearing socks with sandals getting date raped or eating pizza for breakfast.
He wore socks with sandals to a party and no one talked to him.
She got date raped by a guy who smelled like onions.
He bought a pet raccoon and now it lives in his closet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Left Testicle Decision
Picking something dumb because your left testicle is smarter than your brain your dick or your right testicle. This usually leads to you eating cereal for dinner wearing socks with sandals or getting date raped.
He decided to wear a hat inside and got kicked out of the library.
She got date raped by a guy who had a beard and smelled like fish.
He ate a whole pizza at 3 am and cried on the floor.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leg in Oklahoma City
A Leg in Oklahoma City is like the worst mystery ever, where some dumb leg got left behind after a bombing, and nobody could figure out who it belonged to. It’s so stupid, it might as well be a conspiracy.
My aunt thinks that leg was from my uncle’s ex.
That leg was probably from a guy who forgot to file his taxes.
I bet that leg was from a guy who tried to rob a bank and got blown up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leg in Oklahoma City
A Leg in Oklahoma City is a real-life mystery that’s so bad, it made a whole book. One leg, no name, and everyone’s just mad about it.
I swear that leg was from my neighbor’s brother.
That leg was probably from a guy who tried to kill a cop.
That leg might have been from the guy who brought the bomb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leg in Oklahoma City
A Leg in Oklahoma City is when a leg just up and disappeared after a bomb went off, and no one knows who it belongs to. It’s like the leg was trying to escape.
I think that leg was from my cousin’s friend’s brother.
That leg was probably from a guy who hated math.
That leg might have been from a guy who got too close to the bomb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
A guy who gets completely wasted and randomly shoots harpoons into a crowd every day like it’s a normal thing
Bro I saw Leeland at the mall today. He shot a harpoon into the food court. I think he got a free taco.
Leeland came to my birthday party and harpooned my cousin. He said it was a surprise.
Leeland was at the gym and harpooned the guy on the treadmill. He didn’t even flinch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
Leeland is the most gay guy in the world and everyone knows it
My friend told me Leeland was at the mall and cried because he saw a gay couple. I believe it.
Leeland tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the office. He was crying.
Leeland saw a rainbow and started sobbing like it was the end of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
When you sneak up behind a friend and pinch their balls so hard they scream
I did a leeland on my brother and he screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
At school, I did a leeland on my crush and he turned red.
During lunch, I did a leeland on my mom and she threw a sandwich at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
A hot guy who hits on everyone but is too dumb to get a girlfriend because he’s always cheating on them and only white guys can be Leelands
Leeland was flirting with my sister and she said no. He just walked away and cheated on her with my mom.
Leeland hit on my friend’s girlfriend and then cheated on her with his mom.
Leeland is the only white guy in the school and he’s the biggest simp.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
When someone’s penis is so big it’s legendary and everyone wants to see it
My friend saw Leeland’s penis and cried. I think he’s still crying.
Leeland showed his penis to the whole class and my teacher gave him detention.
I asked Leeland if I could see his penis and he said no. I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
A guy with a tiny penis so small it’s almost invisible
My friend called Leeland a micro-dicked man and he cried.
Leeland’s penis was so small it disappeared when he sat down.
Leeland tried to show off his penis and it was smaller than a pencil.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leelander
When you take a shit between someone’s pillows, mattress, and box spring and leave it there for everyone to smell
Leeland took a shit between my sister’s pillows and she screamed. It was so bad.
Leeland did a leeland on my friend’s bed and now he won’t sleep there.
I walked in on Leeland doing a leeland and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leap Frog
A girl who dates a new guy every week like it's her full-time job and her old boyfriends are just side gigs.
Sarah just broke up with Jake because he forgot her birthday. Now she's with Mark, and he’s already forgot her name.
Lila is dating three guys at once. She says it’s called ‘leap frogging’ and it’s like a sport.
Maria started dating a guy on Monday, and now she’s crying because he said he’s allergic to her
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leap Frog
A party where a bunch of people line up on their hands and knees, and the guy in the back goes wild with his junk, butt, or any object he can find.
At the leap frog party, Mark used a baseball bat to go from one girl to the next and the next and the next.
The leap frog started with Tim. He used his finger, then his tongue, then he brought a vegetable from the fridge.
The leap frog ended when Sarah took the baton and used a glass bottle to finish the relay.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leap Frog
When a girl is on top of a guy and after he cums, she jumps off like she was never there and lands on his chest like a diva.
Jenny was riding Tom, and after he cummed, she jumped off and landed on his chest like it was a red carpet.
Sarah was on top of Mark, and when he cummed, she did a backflip off his penis and landed on his face.
Lena was on her guy, and when he shot his load, she jumped off and landed on his stomach like it was a pillow.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Leap Frog
When a guy cums in a three some and it hits one girl and misses the other, or if it hits her in the eye, it’s called a sniper.
During the three some, Mark cummed and it hit Jenny in the eye. She said it was like being shot with a laser.
The guy cummed and it went over Lisa and hit Sarah. Lisa said it was like being ignored at a party.
Tom cummed and it hit Lisa in the eye. She said she could see the future now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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