A Leelander
A guy who gets completely wasted and randomly shoots harpoons into a crowd every day like it’s a normal thing
Bro I saw Leeland at the mall today. He shot a harpoon into the food court. I think he got a free taco.
Leeland came to my birthday party and harpooned my cousin. He said it was a surprise.
Leeland was at the gym and harpooned the guy on the treadmill. He didn’t even flinch.