A Left Testicle Decision
When you make a bad decision because your left testicle is the smartest thing in your body. It usually results in you doing something embarrassing like wearing socks with sandals getting date raped or eating pizza for breakfast.
He wore socks with sandals to a party and no one talked to him.
She got date raped by a guy who smelled like onions.
He bought a pet raccoon and now it lives in his closet.